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Subject: *SHAYRI n JOKES ZONE*
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mohsin14 9.09.10 - 10:24am
Dosto aap yaha love.frndship.jokes sayari likh sakte he....ADULT NOT ALLOWED 
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mohsin14 9.09.10 - 10:25am
Ye waqt lamhe gujar jayege. jidgi me kuch khokar kuch paoge, aaj hum kareeb hai kal door ho jayenge, par vada raha roj apki yado main jarur aayege... *
mohsin14 9.09.10 - 10:28am
Pyar Duniya Ki Sbse Badi Chij Hai,
Dost Duniya Ki Sabse Badi Doulat Hai,
Hum Itne Nasibdar Hai Ki Hamare Pas Dono Chij He,Dost Bhi Or Us Dost Ka Pyar Bhi.! *
aysha111 9.09.10 - 10:40am
Very nice topic mohsin. . .i'll add some shayris. *
mohsin14 9.09.10 - 10:44am
Khushiyo ka sansar lekar aayenge,
Patzad me bhi bahar lekar aayenge,
Jab bhi aap pukaroge pyaar se hame,
Jindagi se sanse udhar lekar ayenge . *
mohsin14 9.09.10 - 11:26am
Sharabi Pati darwaja Kholo,
Wife Ne Darwaja Khola.
Pati:Tu Kaun He?
Wife:Aila Mujhko Hi Bhul Gaya!
Pati:Nasha Hr Gum Bhula Deta Hai BEHAN.
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aasif3 9.09.10 - 03:58pm
Hi im nw here.Nice. *
mohsin14 11.09.10 - 01:46am
Ap mere ghar EID p zarur aana
Hum Apko
coldrink
matar paneer
pizza
custard
gulab jamun
coffee
icecream
Se hone wale NUKSAN k bare me btayenge *
suraj242 11.09.10 - 01:48am
very funny. . . . *
mohsin14 12.09.10 - 05:49am
Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
This letter is from Banta Singh from Punjab. We have bought a computer
for our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your
notice.
1. After connecting to internet we planned to open e-mail account and
whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column, only ******
appears, but in the rest of the fields whatever we typed appears, but
we face this problem only in password field. We checked with hardware
vendor Santa Singh and he said that there is no problem in keyboard.
Because of this we open the e-mail account with password *****.
I request you to check this as we ourselves do not know what the password is.
2. We are unable to enter anything after we click the shut down
button.
3. There is a b*tton start but there is no stop b*tton. We request
you to check this.
4. We find there is Run in the menu. One of my friend clicked run
has ran upto Amritsar! So, we request you to change that to sit, so
that we can click that by sitting.
5. One doubt is that any re-scooter available in system? As I find
only re-cycle, but I own a scooter at my home.
6. There is Find b*tton but it is not working properly. My wife lost
the door key and we tried a lot for tracing the key with this find,
but unable to trace. Is it a bug??
7. Every night I am not sleeping as I have to protect my mouse from
CAT, So I suggest u to provide one DOG to kill that cat.
8. Please confirm when u are going to give me money for winning
HEARTS (playing cards in games) and when are u coming to my home to collect
ur money.
9. My child learnt Microsoft word now he wants to learn Microsoft
sentence, so when u will provide that?
10. Please congirm about exit b*tton because here is only Enter no exit *
aysha111 12.09.10 - 07:24am
ha ha ha. . . Very funny *
suraj242 13.09.10 - 07:44am
Santa travelling in a train gets down in every station & buys ticket to next station.
Y?
Y?
Doctor told him to avoid long journey...! 
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suraj242 13.09.10 - 07:46am
Chai k cup se udte dhue me aapki tasvir nazar aati he, kambakht inhi khaylo me kho kar har roz meri chai thandi ho jati he. *
suraj242 13.09.10 - 07:47am
Santa ko uski girl friend ka msg aaya: I MISS YOU
Santa ne msg padha aur bahut sochne ke bad reply me likha:
I MR. YOU *
suraj242 13.09.10 - 07:52am
Einstein: Relativity kya hai?
Apni dadi ki saath 1min bitao, lagta he 1hr ho gaya. Sundar ladki ke saath 1hr bitao, lagta he 1min hi hua he. *
suraj242 13.09.10 - 07:57am
When a Girl Takes Care of A Boy,
Boy Thinks its Love, But its Frndshp.
When A Boy Takes Care of a Girl,
Girl Thinks its Frndshp But its 
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suraj242 15.09.10 - 03:02am
Santa- Mujhe Neend Nahi Aati.
Dr- Kyo?
Santa- Raat 12 Baje Tak Mai Neend Ka Intezar Karta Hu Fir Thak Kar So JatA HU. . . . .
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mohsin14 15.09.10 - 05:14am
'GIRL' asked: Who is beautiful,me or moon?
Best answer given by boy :I don't know..bt when I see U I 4get d moon
& wen I see the moon I remember U........G.m *
aftab_23 15.09.10 - 06:04am
Can U Read it fast :-
they my they my they my they my they my they my they my they my they my they my they my they my they my they my
Are bolana khulle nahi he ...
Hahahahaha my buddies *
aysha111 15.09.10 - 01:28pm
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suraj242 17.09.10 - 06:16pm
Ganesh k pet jitni aapki khushi ho, Unke chuhe jitna chota gum ho, Unki sund ki tarah lambi zindagi ho Aur Har din laddu jaise sweet ho. *
suraj242 17.09.10 - 06:18pm
1kanjoos jangal se guzar rha tha achanak uske paw me kanta chub gaya Wo Bola: Aachha hua chappal pehan k nhi aaya varna usme chhed ho jata. *
suraj242 17.09.10 - 06:20pm
Teacher -Bus k Driver aur conductor me kya fark H?
Stdnt- Conductor soya to kisi ka ticket nhi ktega & Driver soya to sbka ticket cut jaega *
aysha111 18.09.10 - 05:44am
2 Machchhar Bike Pe Ghum Rahe The
Tabhi Hathi Ne Lift Mangi
To 1 Machchhar Utha or Bola-Dekh Teri MAA Fir Kahegi Ki LAFANGO Ke Sath Ghum Raha He *
suraj242 18.09.10 - 06:36am nice aysha keep it up. . . *
aftab_23 20.09.10 - 04:49am
TRY THIS MATHS MAGIC
13837 multiplus UOR AGE multiplus 73 = AGE K 4 TUKDE NA HO JAYE TO MERA NAM BADAL DENA ..
It's INTERESTING ..
JUST TRY IT ALL BUDDIES ... *
suraj242 20.09.10 - 07:31am
Ye mujhe pehle se pata hai . . . Bro. . . .
but Thanx for written here . . . . *
aftab_23 20.09.10 - 07:53am
Gustakhi Ye H Hamari
Har Kisi Se RISHTA Jod Lete H
Log Kehte H
AFTAB Ka DIL Pathar Ka H
Lekin
Ae Dost
Kuch Log Aise H Jo Ise B Tod Dete H ... *
aftab_23 20.09.10 - 09:32am
Main Barso Se Kaid Tha Kisi Ki Mohabbat Me Suraj ...
Aaj Aazad To Hua Magar Udne Ke Qaabil Na Raha ... *
aftab_23 20.09.10 - 09:37am
Usne Dekha Kuch Esi Ranjis
Se Mujhe ,
Ki Sulah Ke Hausle Suraj
Fir Humse Na Huye ... *
aftab_23 20.09.10 - 09:42am
In tez hawao me kaha jaoge
MOHSIN
Rato ko to parinde bhi nikla
nahi karte ghar se ! *
aftab_23 21.09.10 - 02:50am kekekeke
70% Ladkiya sunder hoti he,
75% Sweet , 85% Shararati ,
90% Quite , aur 100% Lovely hoti hai ,
Yani ladkiya ...
70 + 75 + 85 + 90 + 100 = 420
hoti hai sawdhan rehna ...
hahahaha *
aftab_23 21.09.10 - 03:31am
Shayri By bOyz :
God bachaye hume in hasino se
God bachaye hume in hasino se
Lekin in hasino ko kaun
bachayga hm 
kamino se hahahaha *
aftab_23 21.09.10 - 03:43am
4 u my sis aysha ek shayri apki saan me arz karta hu plz dnt mind
Na guzarna EID k din kisi masjid k pass se
Kahin log CHAND samaj kar apna ROJA na tod de
Aur hoke khafa KHUDA apse
Kahin KHUBSOORAT log banana na chhod de ...
Dont mind my sweet sis aysha *
aftab_23 21.09.10 - 05:19am
I Challenge 4 all buddies :
( y t a m R h e ) inhe aise
set karo K ye Romantic word
ban jaye aur ye wahi kar sakta hai jo kisi se PYAR karta ho... *
aysha111 23.09.10 - 09:37am
Insaan ka dil sabse zyada kab jalta hai?
Jab aap BLACKBERRY ka original mobile lekar baithe ho aur koi aakar kahe.
China Hai Na..?? *
suraj242 23.09.10 - 10:05am wat a joke *
suraj242 24.09.10 - 10:19am
Ladka: Hey bhagwan! Kisi samajhdar ladki ko meri g.frnd bana do
Bhagawan: Ghar jao beta,Samajhdar ladki kabhi boyfrnd nai banati.. *
lald 24.09.10 - 01:28pm
this is a telephonic exchange between a hotel guest and roomserice at a hotel in asia.it was record *
aftab_23 24.09.10 - 05:21pm
Wo hume durse dekh kar apna dupatta sambhal leti hai,
waah waa
waah waa
Me heran hu is baat se k
Wo itni dur se hamara
Kamina pan kese pehchan leti he ...
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aftab_23 24.09.10 - 05:30pm
Kabhi puchh k dekho humse
apni yado ka aalam
my love
Sari sari raat sitaro se teri
baat kiya karte he ... *
aftab_23 24.09.10 - 05:44pm
5 bate parents ki ,
jo bacho ko pasand nahi ,
1. Itna late Q ?
2. Itne paise kis liye ?
3. Ye kiska call tha ?
4. Kaha ja rahe ho ?
5. Dekho beta ftb se
kuch shikho ...
Hahaha m i ri8 na buddies ... *
mohsin14 25.09.10 - 05:33am
filmi letter
To,
meri Jaan,
Sub:-Mujhe Kuchh Kehna Hai.
I love you meri jaan Maine Pyaar Kiya with you Chori Chori Chupke Chupke because Pyar To Hona Hi Tha. I want to you that I love you Hamesha so I am writing a letter to you. I dont play with you because Pyaar Koi Khel Nahi. We are not Prem Qaidi but we are Love Birds. Please accept my Love.
If you tell me that yes I will be Hero No. 1 I am your Deewana. My Asha is Sirf Tum. I cant live Tum Bin. Because I have Ek Rista with you. I am not Pardesi Babu but I am Raja Hindustani. It is not Dillagi it is Dil Ki Lagi. One day Dilwale Dulhniya Le jayenge. I am not Lofer and Awaara but I am Bazigar. So please Janam Samjha Karo and tell me that I am your Dulhe Raja.
If you tell no I will be Khalnayak. My sweet heart Hum Aapke Dil Me Rahte Hai because I am your Dil KiDhadkan. So Hum Tum Pe Marte Hai. When I see your face then Kuchh Kuchh Hota Hai in my Dil because Dil To Pagal Hai.
I hope that you be my Bivi No. 1 I tell you Dhai Akshar Prem Ke from Dil Se because Hum Dil De Chuke Sanam. Please Kaho Na Pyaar Hai. tum meri ho jao Bus Itna Sa Khwab Hai. Please give me answer Yes or No.
Mujhse Shadi Karogi
Yours,
BHOOT *
suraj242 25.09.10 - 07:27am very nyc *
aysha111 28.09.10 - 06:39am
Boy:I sent many love letters to my girlfriend every day for 3years.
Friend:Then what happend?
Boy:she married the post man *
aysha111 28.09.10 - 06:41am
Yaado se judke yaad aate ho aap,
yaad akar yaadgar ban jate ho aap,
yaado hi yaado me sama jate ho aap,
kiyu yaad ko bhi yaad bana jate ho aap? *
aysha111 28.09.10 - 06:43am
changu: mujhe kisi ne kaha cable TV bachchon ke liye kharab hai, padhai nahin hoti. To maine dish lagwa li. *
aysha111 28.09.10 - 06:46am
Santa-Maa kahti hai bhains ka doodh peene se dimag tez hota hain.
Banta-Maa bewakuf banati hai,Agar aisa hota to bhains ka bachcha SCIENTIST nahi ban jata. *
mohsin14 28.09.10 - 08:06am 1 sardar road se ja raha tha,usne jhuk kar road se kuch uthaya,aur achanak chillaya:'haramjade, sandas bhi aise karte hai jaise samosa pada ho... *
aysha111 29.09.10 - 04:28am khan ji. Kiya aap apni aapbiti suna rahe ho? *
aysha111 29.09.10 - 04:30am
Ye meri 1 Dua HE Khuda Se,
Kisi Ka DiL Na Dukhe Meri Wajah Se,
Ae Khuda Kar De kuch aisi inayat Mujh Pe,
Ki Khushiya Mile Sabko Meri zuban Se. 
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